Now that is a sweet headline and the best part is that it is real. Basically, a neighborhood watch group tried to stop two thugs from stealing a Mazda 323 (just let them steal it) and said that one got away and the other transformed himself into a goat to escape prosecution. The police of course just said sure that's totally possible and have kept the goat in custody. I guess they are waiting for him to get tired of eating straw and turn back into a human.
